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AUTHOR OF THE WEEK
Kerry Rossow is a recovering teacher who blogs about life shenanigans, house crashing and house stalking at her blog, HouseTalkN.com. Her mother threatens to read that blog so she writes about things like 69, dildos, and her moral shortcomings In the Powder Room. Kerry likes to talk about herself in the third person. Kerry brings shame to her family on a daily basis. Kerry is one of the hilarious co-authors of our new best-selling humor anthology "You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth" and co-founder/sho-conspirator of the "That's What She Said" show.
According to Glen, if your kinky fantasies involve Fifty Shades of role-playing with your husband, you might want to set your expectations pretty low.
“If I knew then what I know now, I would have just walked those streets topless with a credit card machine in hand.”
No, she’s not going to see the movie, but the reason might surprise you.
Spoiler alert: February sucks.
Oh the things you learn about your parents by reading their love letters!