Yes. People really say this stuff.
BEST OF ITPR
Revenge is a dish best served immediately and at top, terrible volume.
Hey Facebook trolls: you can dish it out, but can you take it? Our Editor-in-Chief has a few choice words for you.
Robyn is having trouble keeping up with her wifely duties.
To manscape or not to manscape—Sarah doesn’t really care as long as he follows her one simple rule…
It’s hard to do math and be a computer engineer when there are hot sister-on-sister pillow fights to be had!
Out of the mouths of babes, indeed!
Oh Gwynnie! As if we could hate you even more.
It’s #WorldToiletDay! Let’s show a little gratitude to that life-saving porcelain throne.
Hey, you’ve done this before! It’s probably like riding a bike, right?
AUTHOR OF THE WEEK
Wendi Aarons is a humor writer, mother, and self-proclaimed curmudgeon. She's a co-creator of The Mouthy Housewives and the popular Twitter parody account, @paulryangosling. Writer for USWeekly Fashion Police, and yes, raging Fanilow. Wendi is also one of the co-authors of our bestselling humor anthology, "You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth."