6 Things Parents Should Quit Doing

6 Annoying Things Parents Can Quit Doing

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As parents, our to do lists can feel never-ending most days. There are the basics like feeding the kids, washing their clothes, driving them to school, and taking them to the doctor when they are sick. Then, there are all the other things like driving them to gymnastics, or karate, or soccer, or all of the above. And let’s not forget the mental pressure parents put on ourselves to raise sweet, perfect children.

There are some things we HAVE to do as a parents, but there are a number of things we can just quit doing:

Forcing Cheesy Gorilla Smiles
Stop insisting that your kids make big forced smiles for every picture. Maybe your kids have Bitchy Resting Face. Not everyone needs to show teeth when they smile. Imagine if someone walked around smiling like that all day; they’d be sent to a mental facility. Plus, showing teeth is a sign of aggression in the animal kingdom. You don’t want your little snookums getting the tar knocked out of her by a defensive dog, do you?

Being a Maid
Believe me I GET it. I am a Type-A whirlwind, but I’m not doing my 17-year-old son any favors by doing his laundry and making his lunch every day. Kids need to learn how clean up after themselves. So just shut their bedroom door and ignore the mess, and you’ll be good to go on this one.

Allowing So Much Junk Food
Smack the sugar out of their hands and be a parent instead of Willy Wonka. I see so many overweight kids and teens everywhere today, and it makes me sad because it is unhealthy. Keep your fat-shaming comments to yourselves; this is about health not bikini bodies. Do you want Richard Simmons to sit and cry at your child’s bedside? Then “just say no” to the bucket of soda at the movie theater.

Encouraging Activity Overload
Yes, it is popular in Yuppie Land to have your little snookums do 5,439 things after school. You don’t want them rotting in front of a video game, right? Instead they’re learning Karate, playing soccer, cheerleading, painting, and volunteering at the zoo. And that’s just a typical Thursday. Kids are already in school all day, and most do homework at night. Let them have some down time.

Demanding “Say you’re sorry!”
Forced apologies are not real and they do absolutely nothing. Instead of forcing a child to apologize for breaking a toy, how about having the kid buy a new toy? Most kids can do chores to earn money. Have them do something productive to make up for what they did.

Buying Love
When I was a kid I got a new toy for Christmas, Easter, my birthday, or severe illness that required a trip to the doctor and pharmacy. Now, kids get new toys every 13 seconds. This teaches them not to delay gratification, which leads to credit card debt, which leads to bankruptcy, which leads to bad credit.

Doesn’t that to do list feel a little bit lighter now? Just by cutting out an activity or fifteen, you could earn yourself some time to bathe, eat lunch, or comb your hair. You might even be able to go to the bathroom alone. Nah. I’m just kidding about that last part. A girl can dream.

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    • says

      Jocelyn,

      I am a maid. I work from home, so I notice when the house needs attention. So, I end up doing my son’s laundry etc. He is 17 and could handle this on his own, but I do it anyway. :)

  1. says

    Yes to all of it, although the activity overload thing drives me nuts! Whatever happened to letting kids have some downtime and just be…kids? Don’t want them zoning out in front of video games? Turn ’em off and hand them a book. Or do what our parents did and tell them to go outside and play. I think it’s safe to say we survived it and they will too.
    Great post, lady!

    • says

      Thanks, Chris. The activity overload makes me tired, and it leads to the junk food. Who has time to cook when you’re driving to 1,367 after school activities. My son is in a rock band. That is it. :)

  2. says

    Yes, yes, yes! I agree! I am so tired, and other people’s annoying habits are making me more tired! (Tho, I admit I take a thousand and one pics of my kids… a good portion of those are them making faces… and when my kids are fighting, and someone gets hurt I make the guilty party tell me what he/she did and tell their sibling why they shouldn’t have done that… like confession, to me and each other. )
    Great post!!

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