An Ode to My New Toilet by Kelli Martinelli via In the Powder Room

An Ode to My New Toilet

Image © Kelli Martinelli

 

The kids still really haven’t caught on. Emotions still get heated and the drama still escalates when one of them has to poop … and the other one has to poop at the same time. They still whine outside the bathroom door, hopping on one foot and then the other, yelling “Mommmmmm, he’s taking too long!” And I call out the magical and urgent Mom call that has not to this day sped up the child pooping process. “Hurry it up! Your sister has to go, too!” And then we remember, we have two toilets now. Holy. Blessed. Shit.

It’s been a lifelong struggle. I grew up in a household of five: four women with periods, small bladders and crimping irons, and one man with a tree in the corner of the backyard.

The struggle is real.

But no longer will one child have to try to take a bath while the other fouls up the bathroom air with yesterday’s PB&J. We have entered in to a golden era. Nay, we have entered into The Porcelain Era.

I would be lying if I didn’t admit to you that I have dreamed of the day that I could blog an ode, Ode to Bathroom #2. I’m 37-years-old, and for the first time in my life I have a 2nd bathroom. It is glorious. And I even hear rumors that there are homes that have more than 2 bathrooms! More than even (gasp/faint) three! It feels like when Marty McFly admitted to his 1950s mom’s family that he had not one, but two television sets in his house. Scandalous! Luxurious. Jealous.

Room to Poop from Ode to Toilet by Kelli Martinelli via In the Powder Room

But the struggle IS real.

While I prance like a filly through a field of toilet seats, the lack of access to hygienic toilets is a massive global problem. Four out of ten people in the world don’t have access to a clean toilet. And here I am, with access to two. And also next door to someone with two. And so on, all around me.

Toilets aren’t just a matter of making us comfortable while we unburden ourselves of that which makes us smelly. For this 16 year old, it means she has privacy and dignity when managing her menstrual cycle—especially important in a community that still sees menstruation as an embarrassment and a taboo. Access to a private toilet means she no longer misses school out of fear and anxiety, an issue that still affects millions of girls worldwide.

WASH United StatAnd if that makes you as uncomfortable as shitting in the woods in winter, here’s why toilets matter. In the absence of basic sanitation facilities, waste from infected individuals can contaminate a community’s land and water, increasing the risk of infection amongst the people that live there. People often have to live close to and even drink water from an environment that is contaminated with waste, including the waste of infected individuals. If the water is infected, then so is the dirt, the food, and even the flies.

Does that mean I need to feel crappy about my two glorious shitters? I don’t think so. But it certainly means I appreciate them more, understanding how it has affected the general wellness of our world, and that there is still so much that can be done. Easily. Preventably. Non-profits like WASH United and Water.org are dedicated to improving water and sanitation issues globally. Improvements are being made with increasing access to clean toilets, improving hygiene practices like routine handwashing, and education. These organizations and others can only make change when we—the people with toilets—actually chip in to help.

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I wasn’t asked by anyone to write a blog post about toilets. Honestly, I didn’t even realize that #WorldToiletDay was a thing until I saw WASH’s picture of Earl Blumenauer in my newsfeed. But I had simply been thinking that I am still so grateful that I no longer have to worry that a child of mine might be forced to drop trou in the backyard (again). And I know that this shouldn’t be a luxury, but a human right.

Kelli is the Portland, OR, producer for Listen To Your Mother and the producer and co-host of the urbanMamas Podcast. She founded her own communications business, Mamoré, so that she could help small but mighty brands reach farther through brand storytelling, social media and photography. She believes in parenting without frills and hosting parties with all the frills, and shares a costume closet with her 2 kids that proves it. Kelli has been syndicated on BlogHer, though keeps the bulk of her errant writing closer to home on It’s Me, Kelli. She is constantly wracked by guilt and a compulsion to do all the things, while trying to not too overtly seek validation and outward expressions of love. In other words, she’s a mom.

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  1. says

    God, I love the direction you went with this. At first, I thought it was just going to be a “we need more toilets” post–which is fun in its own right. But to take it REAL, from menstruation to worldwide problems…well, thank you.

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