“This year will be different. This year, instead of just making resolutions, let’s report back to each other with our progress. I’ll start…”
Keeping Up With The Resolutions
Four Scores and Seven Games Ago: The Soccerplex Address
Hilarious must-read for any parent who has ever shuttled their child back and forth to play sports.
An Open Letter to Tina Fey about The Daily Show Gig
The Daily Show needs a new host and we’ve got 13 compelling reasons why Tina Fey should take the job.
My Sundance Catalog Shares 26 Thoughts on Three Hobbit Movies
Behold the magical combination of parental boredom, Hobbit movies, and Robert Redford’s Sundance catalog.
If You Give a Tween a Smart Phone
A cautionary tale, to be read in the style of “If You Give a Pig a Pancake.”
My 2014 Holiday Letter: Shades of Grey
This ain’t your obnoxious neighbor’s annual humble brag holiday letter.
15 Torturous Texts to Send Your Teen
Are you sure you want to give us that attitude, teenaged children? Because we’re on our way to your school with an arsenal of embarrassing moves.