There is nowhere to hide from speculation about Gwen Stefani’s split from husband Gavin Rossdale, or her rebound humpage of that tall glass of “Hell Yes, I Would” Blake Shelton. The cheating rumors have gone back and forth, and the latest news coming from Us Weekly is no different.
The magazine claims a family source confirmed the split went down because Gavin finally copped to a three-year-long affair with one of the family’s nannies just months after denying that anything more than flirting was happening. Gwen reportedly came across some salacious (read: hella nude) texts between her husband and nanny Mindy Mann earlier this year, but filed to quit a bitch once Gavin came clean.
Mr. Bean’s Quite Literal Quickie Divorce
I’ll admit I don’t know much about the divorce process, regardless of the country in which it takes place. When I read Mr. Bean actor Rowan Atkinson had been granted a quickie divorce, I assumed it was in U.S. celebrity divorce years—akin to dog years, because that shit drags out like a skid mark in your underwear when you have food poisoning. It turns out it only took a London family court sixty-five seconds to give Sunetra Sastry the go-ahead to move toward finalizing her divorce from Rowan, to whom she’s been married twenty-four years.
The couple separated in 2014, when he began dating Louise Ford, a comedy actress half his age. The Daily Mail took steps to assure any Rowan fans that he’s doing just fine in the wake of his marital implosion. Midlife Crisis Ken has been shacking up in a London “cottage” worth a reported $10.6 million.
The ball is now in Sunetra’s court. After a six-week waiting period, she will be able to apply for a decree absolute, a measure that serves to finalize the divorce.
Scoot over, bitches. I need a few more inches for my ass thanks to an unchecked Halloween candy binge over the last two weeks, and we need to make room for Tim Gunn. The Project Runway judge told The Huffington Post in no uncertain terms that he has no love for the KarJenWestians, touching on the Kardashian family, Kendall Jenner’s modeling career, and Kanye West’s latest fashion line.
“I think they’re a bunch of dumb clothes. Just basic pieces . . . he won’t [like that comment], but let me tell you, the whole Kardashian clan doesn’t like me, so no surprise there.
“When it comes to fashion, I say to people all the time, ‘If you want guidance in fashion, just consider this: if a Kardashian is wearing it, don’t.’ I think it’s vulgar.
“I think absolutely nothing [of Kendall] to be perfectly honest. And I’m assuming there’s a huge, perhaps million dollar-a-month publicity wagon that is pulling these girls along and creating these lives for them.
“She [Kendall] may be a perfectly lovely young woman. I just feel that she’s tainted by the Kardashian aura of yuck!”
I live. I breathe. Life received. Where do I send Tim’s muffin basket?
This original piece by Megan was written exclusively for In the Powder Room, a division of Hold My Purse Productions, LLC. Featured photos in collage (edited) courtesy of Gwen Stefani’s Instagram, wikimedia commons, and Bravo.