The Hollywood Sigh is back In the Powder Room! This week’s snarky celebrity gossip with a twist…
Kim Kardashian Popped Out Baby #2
The biggest yet somehow completely “ho-hum” news to come out of celebritydom this week had to be the arrival of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s crotchfruit. Dubbed “The Second Coming of Kanye” on The Hollywood Sigh (because if I have to endure that visual, I’m taking you all with me), the latest addition to the KarWestNer family arrived a reported three weeks early on December 5th, 2015.
Unlike every other damn thing related to Kim’s pregnancy, details on the delivery are few and far between. I can tell you Baby #2 arrived at Cedars in Beverly Hills, and a source told E! News that the delivery was via the very body part that made the mother famous, and not by C-section.
Tens of people waited with bated breath to hear the baby’s name. With one tweet, two words and four emojis, Kim announced to the world they went with “Saint West.” Slightly blasphemous, yet wholly unsurprising, given Kanye’s kung fu grip on that Yeezus thing.
No photos have been released to date. More on that in a minute.
The Ups and Downs and Ups (*salacious wink*) of Scott Weiland’s Tour Bus
A piece of the soul belonging to everyone who went full emo listening to Stone Temple Pilots died alongside front man Scott Weiland on December 3rd, 2015. His body was discovered on the tour bus of his latest band The Wildabouts during a stop in Bloomington, Minnesota.
A new report from TMZ reveals authorities executed a search warrant on the bus and found a collection of illegal and prescription drugs in one of the bedrooms. Items included: cocaine, Xanax, sleeping pills, a synthetic opiate painkiller, medication used to treat bipolar disorder and schizophrenia, and Viagra.
It’s unknown whether the myriad of pharmaceutical goodies was found in the same room as Scott, but someone was clearly covering all three bases—uppers, downers and boners.
Instagram’s Top 10 of ’15
I don’t know what’s worse, that Instagram compiled a list of their “Top 10 Liked Pics for 2015,” or that I almost tripped over my tits to see it. Not because I give a good God damn who made the list—I’m actually harboring some bitterness that the video where I dropped fire sauce packets onto my Taco Bell order to the soundtrack of Fat Joe ft. Lil Wayne’s “Make It Rain” didn’t make the cut—but I’m first and foremost a petty asshole, so my interest swirled around the girl who failed to make the list (see gallery below).
(To the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”)
10 paid endorsements
9 “can’t I live??” posts
8 “buy my app” pleas
7 “here’s my kid” pics
6 unbroken Internets
5 MAKEUP TUTORIALS!
4 behind-the-scenes shots
3 shout-outs to Kanye
2 thunder-stealing sisters
And big, fat NOPE for Crisco Kim-my!
But all of that could change in 2016 if Saint makes his debut on IG. Just sayin’.
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