The first true hurdle of motherhood isn’t cracked nipples or sleep deprivation; it’s those intrusive postpartum visitors known as “Baby Buzzards”!
“Don’t Feed the Birds!” 4 Postpartum Visitors from Hell
Easy Parenting Hacks for Raising Healthy, Well-Mannered, Self-Sufficient Kids
Looking to save time while raising polite kids who can floss, problem-solve, and spell on their own? We’ve got you covered!
Ask a Man: Humorist D.J. Paris
Each month a MAN (gasp!) joins us in the stalls so we can ask him a bunch of crazy questions. This month we’re talking about pets, booze, CPAPs, fellatio, and more!
She Said WHAT at Her Husband’s Work Party?!
Don’t let this happen to you! Here’s how NOT to embarrass yourself or your spouse in public.
10 Times I’d Like to Plead the Mommy Brain Defense
Is there a statute of limitations on the “mommy brain” defense? (Asking for a friend.)
13 Must-Have Superpowers
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Mr. Right! Thirteen MUST-HAVE superpowers every woman needs.
11 Things to Say to a Mom of Twins*
Internet explodes in storm of pearl-clutching when mom of twins displays sense of humor.
Shit Not to Say to Adoptive Families
Yes. People really say this stuff.
Don’t be a Halloween Candy Scrooge!
Do you get bent out of shape over certain kinds of Trick-or-Treaters? We’ve got some great advice for you.
10 Things Never to Say to a Mom of All Boys
Hey friendly strangers in the grocery store, do us all a solid and read this before you speak.