A sports bar, two sexy middle-aged sisters, and a hot young waiter…what could possibly go wrong?
Flirting with Disaster
The Reason I Shopped for a Merkin
I wanted to get my husband a nice surprise for his 50th birthday, but I was not expecting THIS!
Attack of the Flying Vagina
You know it’s going to be a good story when it starts with, “I once rode a leather-clad man down a spiral staircase.”
Crap! A Cautionary Tale about Running and the Runs
When it comes to exercise and bodily functions, Kristen learned (the hard way) that there are varying definitions of the word “normal.”
I Tried Using a Menstrual Cup and Thought I Would Die
“Birthing a set of triplets was easier than this.”
The Brown Fuzz
As if swimsuit season could be any more awkward.
Waxing Is the Worst Way to Lose Two Pounds
As if getting a bikini wax could be even more awkward and uncomfortable…
Prince Charming’s Dirty Little Secret
I always knew someday my prince would come. I just didn’t think it would be Prince Albert.
Jungle Snake
“He travels the fastest who travels alone.” – Rudyard Kipling. (Especially if you’re a woman, sadly. #YesAllWomen.)
The Giant Naked Man in My Mother’s Basement
It’s a long story. (WINK WINK)