It’s Friday again, and I don’t know about you slores, but I’ve been giving the weekend my “take me home and ride it ‘til the wheels fall off” eyes from across the bar since about 9:00 a.m. on Monday.
Today we’re going to talk about various sharing platforms, and the boundaries that—please, for the love of all that is good and holy—should go with them. When it comes to social media, how much is too much? Is there anything too sacred to be shared in a group text?
All this and more on this week’s edition of THS In the Powder Room!
Meet the In-Nahs
Jessica Simpson, mom Tina Simpson, husband Eric Johnson, and other family members hit up Mexico to celebrate Tina’s birthday. That in and of itself is unremarkable, if not a little on the “1%” side, especially to those of us who ring in our special days being sung to by the apathetic wait staff at chain restaurants. But a photo that Tina posted to her Instagram account, featuring herself and son-in-law Eric, passed typical family fun at eighty-five miles per hour and rolled itself into the “WTF?” ditch.
I only have sons, but if I had a daughter, I would DREAM of the day her husband could use my squish mitten as a neck roll pillow. Especially when we’re both on our backs, serving up the finishing move of a husband/wife stripper team who go by the stage names D’lishus Cherry and Muff Buffer.
All Hail the Group Text Sex Tape
Anyone who watched Martin in the 90’s is familiar with Tichina Arnold. She played the take-no-shit character Pam on the show, and now, twenty-plus years later, not much has changed. TMZ reported Tichina announced to friends and family via group text that her marriage to Rico Hines was over, but she didn’t stop there. She also told everyone Rico had cheated on her with twenty women she called “extraneous Kim Kardashian wanna be’s” AND mass-texted a sex tape featuring Rico and one of his side pieces as evidence. Savage.
Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence
In a statement given to RadarOnline.com, police in Wasilla, Alaska confirmed Track Palin was charged with fourth-degree assault on a female, an attempt to keep her from reporting the attack, and possessing a firearm while being a drunken bitch.
Mama Bear Sarah Palin came to her son’s rescue, riding in on a white Chevy Silverado with Yosemite Sam “Back Off!” mud flaps and a custom gun rack. Simultaneously stumping for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign and tossing in a hearty “Thanks, Obama,” Sarah blamed her son’s January 18 foray into domestic violence on the current administration’s supposed failure to properly address PTSD and support veterans, says ABC News.
I’ll leave it up to your personal political leanings to decide whether Sarah has a valid point or if she just served up a smoothie made from equal parts bullshit, enabling, political opportunity, and crap parenting.
This original piece by Megan was written exclusively for In the Powder Room, a division of Hold My Purse Productions, LLC. Featured photo credits: The Wendy Williams Show, The Palin Family, and Instagram.